Heroic Morchok

Heroic Morchok
Morchok The start of a Heroic Journey
Written by Feoras at December 14, 2011.

Morchok twice the man he used to be.


Last week i was still wondering how Morchok propogates, but that riddle has been solved. Eye witnesses of our Heroic raid team have seen him split in half. Though he had no trouble naming his spouse (though originality may be open for discussion), our petrified moldy pedigree chumps just couldn’t handle Aeon, making his balls shrink just like his presence and dropping Rob (Ceron) a reason to jizz his pants, yet again! (see below)

Morchok is a joint venture of smart healing and tanking work, it has nothing to do with DPS (just how we like it). So the challenge was minimized to understanding the English language (Which turned out to be quite the challenge for certain individuals) and balancing the healing… making the kill take longer then necessary.

None the less when the tactics where clear enough it dropped down like a sack of potatoes. Our stubborn little rogue however almost managed to kill us in the last minute of the fight, by making a pope-worthy floor kiss shouting out ‘oops cloak of shadows was on cool-down’. Making it a closer shave then we previously anticipated.

A joy to kill even though it’s pretty much patchwerk.
Our kill brought our heroic venture on 1/8 with Hagaara as next up boss.




Thanks to
WarriorAvathan
PaladinFeorasz
WarriorCeron
HunterToxaris
DruidOhshift
PriestScholastica
ShamanQuickfixgeoff
PaladinMenza
PriestZoljiin
RogueZebula
Loots
WarriorCeron : Rockhide Bracers
PriestScholastica : Petrified Fungal Heart